The neighbour has had three visitors today. She’s like 50 and has really saggy boobs and lives alone with her icky dog. But I’m actually quite jealous. I haven’t seen anyone in weeks and boom she gets all these people over.
When I was younger I didn’t know I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friends house and was like, oh.
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| — | Paris Hilton (via satanswh0re) |
